Marcus: 'Could I turn into tea?'

Marcus has been pondering how much tea he would have to consume before he turned into the drink.

During a conversation with Freddie, the window fitter said: "I wonder how much tea would you have to drink to become tea?"

He continued: "Because surely, if you drink enough of it, it must permeate every fibre of your being. If you just keep drinking it, it would eventually just seep through your stomach lining and your organs until you would actually become tea."

Freddie was still laughing at Marcus's theory when Siavash came to join them.

He said: "Siavash, answer this very difficult question that we've come up with. It takes a lot of intelligence and thought. This is proper stuff. This is hardcore discussion. How much tea would you need to drink before you became tea?"

"Erm, it depends on your size really," replied Siavash.

"The human body has eight pints of blood," Marcus pointed out.

"So eight pints of tea?" suggested Siavash.

"You could make it faster if you cut out your kidneys so it's not being filtered out," Freddie stated.

"Probably best not to do that," Siavash replied.