Feature: Best Big Brother Quotes

One of the most incredible things about Big Brother is the fact that even after ten series, certain characters and particular moments still stand out like they only happened yesterday. Whether it was Michelle fuming in the bedsit, Nikki ranting in the diary room or Jade getting very, very confused about everything, they remain classic TV moments for BB viewers years afterwards. Keep reading to find out what DS has selected as the most memorable quotes from Big Brother history.

"No! Naked! Jacuzzi-ness!"
Michelle Bass fuming that her "chicken" Stu may get frisky without her.

"Posh and Becks named their baby Brooklyn because he was conceived there. What am I going to call my baby - Jacuzzi?"
Makosi after her infamous 'romp' with Anthony Hutton in the BB pool.

"Who is she? Who is she? Who is she? Where did you find her?"
Nikki Grahame's most famous diary room rant after the arrival of golden ticket winner Suzie.

"I love blinking, I do!"
An easily-pleased Helen Adams kept spirits high in Big Brother 2.

"Tweedle-dum, Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-t**t!"
Science sums up Craig, Anthony and Maxwell in Big Brother 6.

"East Angular? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East Angular abroad?"
Jade Goody makes a name for herself thanks to her geography skills.

"I refuse to diminish my character in here!"
BB6's Craig breaks into tears and gives us all a chuckle.

"At least one of us got wet tonight... and it wasn't Saskia!"
Kemal taunts Maxwell about his love-making skills during a BB6 bedroom bust-up.

"I would swap you for scrabble!"
Rex makes it clear how he feels about Rachel in Big Brother 9.

"Strawberries and spuds!"
Jade Goody's answer, when asked to name two vegetables in the garden.

"Too much education causes retardedness in the brain!"
Sree has a funny opinion of the uni education system in Big Brother 10.

"I have been known as the Robert Kilroy-Silk of international diplomacy.''
Victor being as modest and amusing as ever in Big Brother 5.

"It's not you, it's me!"
Ziggy utters the fatal words in Big Brother 8 to end the Chiggy showmance for good.

"I'm cooking an egg for the very first time - aaahh uumm, aaahh uumm!"
Glyn brings some cheeriness to even the most mundane house chores.

"You'd better know yourself if you're talking to me, little girl!"
Aisleyne lays down the "ghetto" law to Nikki in Big Brother 7.