Housemates raid kebab shop

Hungry housemates searched the kebab shop for food last night, despite warnings of food poisoning.

After their shopping budget was cut when they failed their task, they decided to take food from the shop, according to The Sun.

Despite warnings not to take anything and the hut being surrounded by flies, they seized several items and returned to the house to separate the good food from the bad.

Noirin said that they could get food poisoning, but her warning failed to deter the others.

"People are too conscious of health and hygiene," said Bea.

"I drink puddle water if I’m thirsty. That’s why I never get ill," said Marcus. "When I eat I hardly ever chew."

Charlie said that they will all be sick tomorrow, with he and Siavash complaining about upset stomachs before going to bed.