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Noirin tells Isaac: "I need you"
Published Thursday, Jul 30 2009, 18:16 BST | By Rebecca Routledge
Warning: This article contains language and/or sexual references that younger readers are advised to avoid.

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The couple were keeping each other company in the bedroom when they started discussing the shopping list.
Isaac said: "Here's what I'm thinking, we've got ten bucks between us right? You get whatever food you want. I don't give a fuck. I'll eat dog food, I don't care. We'll get one token for your hair straighteners and one token for alcohol, okay?"
"Deal," agreed Noirin.
"See how easy that is?" commented Isaac.
"You always make things easier, that's why I need you," replied Noirin.
"I'm so happy you're here," she added.
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