Isaac offends house with "rectum tree"

A mass bitching session erupted last night in the bathroom as Lisa informed housemates that Isaac had told Charlie a story about a "rectum tree" which is planted outside the house.

As Noirin and Isaac snuggled under a duvet by the pool housemates Bea, Marcus, Siavash, Charlie and Rodrigo listened as Lisa continued her tale.

"He said there’s a rectum tree planted outside the house and arseholes keep falling off it and ending up in here," said Lisa.

"So he’s calling us all arseholes?" replied Siavash.

Charlie seemed upset and told housemates he just wanted everyone to get along. Lisa told him not to worry and concluded by telling the group that the rectum tree story proved that Noirin and Isaac, not the rest of the housemates, were "arseholes".