Siavash tires of White Rabbit task

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Siavash began to tire of his White Rabbit task last night.

For this week's Alice In Wonderland shopping task, Siavash must keep a clock wound up and climb into a cage at certain times to eat carrots.

The events organiser was woken by Marcus for his two o'clock appointment and reluctantly got up to get into the enclosure.

As he rifled through the bucket of carrots, he exclaimed: "Is this actually happening? Am I actually sitting here eating carrots? There are no fucking small ones left."

Siavash was clearly unhappy with the challenge, explaining that the make-up had irritated his skin and groaning that he felt sick when Marcus mentioned Chinese food. He was also unimpressed with his costume, remarking: "This is definitely not a sexy outfit."

The 23-year-old finally finished eating the vegetables, but then realised that he would have to stay up all night so that he could wind up his clock every hour.

"How the fuck am I going to do this?" he mused to himself. "What the fuck was I thinking?"

After making beans on toast and walking around the garden, Siavash eventually settled down in the living area. However, he fidgeted all night as he tried unsuccessfully to stay awake.