David stops housemates' speculation

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David amused the housemates last night as he launched into an excited rant, berating them for worrying about the final.

Housemates were sitting in the living room drinking and discussing Friday's final, having earlier survived the last eviction.

"We're going to be sitting in that room for ages on Friday," said Sophie in relation to the sitting room, in which they get locked for each eviction.

After some consideration, Charlie commented: "I think they'll put us in at like quarter to seven."

"If they start at eight it will finish at 11.30," figured Siavash as David emerged from the Diary Room.

Upon hearing their queries, he raised his voice and exclaimed: "Why are you even bothered? We're in the final! Who gives a fuck!"

The others giggled as he grew animated and laughed: "We're going to walk out there and there'll be a massive fuck-off stage rather than a queue of people. Fucking brilliant!"

The eBay retailer did, however, then sit down and join in the conversation about what would happen when they were each evicted.

"It's been my dream to meet Davina, it's just going to be amazing," he continued.