Josie: 'There are three sides to Mario'

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Joining Josie and John James in the bedroom this evening, Mario confronted the Australian about a comment he had made earlier on in the day.

"Can I ask you something?" he began. "Were you serious before when you said you were bored until the new housemates arrived?"

"Not bored," replied John James. "But I think that this is the best that the house has functioned."

Worrying that that was just a polite way of calling him boring, the former mole asked the retired welder what he thinks of him.

"You've been funny the whole time," he said, as Josie added that Mario has three sides to his personality.

"You've got your kind of geeky side that's really intelligent and you could go on about Harry Potter and Saturn for hours," she explained. "Then you've got your jokey side where you go round getting your left bollock out and making crude jokes.

"Then you've got your moody side which is so funny, because when you get in a piss you actually put your hand on your hip!"

"Like a little kid," added John James. "That's probably one of your funniest sides," said Josie, as Mario laughed at his friends' admittedly-accurate character analysis.