Humans are better than chickens

Country boy Thomas has finally made some friends, allaying Big Brother's initial fears that he was more interested in the chickens than human company.

Thomas may not have turned into a party animal yet but he spent his first night engaged in a spot of male bonding.

The Irish lad joined cheeky scally Craig, randy Andy and city slicker Nicholas for a late night bout of lad's gossip. It's a shame lightweight Darren hit the sack early as he missed out on some juicy banter.

Our four likely lads chatted into the small hours over a few drinks and entertained each other with such high brow topics as female farting, masturbation and practical jokes.

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