Ear bashing

Helen gave Paul a thick ear on Wednesday night when a pillow fight got out of hand.



While Helen was tucked up in bed Paul threw a pillow across the room at her.

"Oh my god," screamed Helen. "You've knocked everything over, you arse!"

As the lights were turned on Helen discovered Paul's inaccurate pillow throw had knocked some of her belongings off her bedside table.

"Oops," whispered Paul as the extent of the damage was revealed. "Sorry."

But his apology wasn't enough to subdue her fury as she launched a revenge attack. Charging from her bed she pounded Paul around the head with her pillow but hit him a little too hard.

"Oh, my ear," cried Paul. "I feel like I've been punched."

Helen quickly stopped the beating and apologised as Paul cradled his head.

"It's just the initial crack," he explained. "It smacked me right round the head."

The other housemates sniggered as Brian hid in Helen's bed, lying in wait for the bubbly blonde.

But Helen didn't fall for it. "Brian is in my bed I know he is," she said as the housemates encouraged her to return to her side of the room.

Still worried she'd done Paul some serious damage she rocked him back and forth in her arms and continued to apologise to him for the next 15 minutes until Brian finally told her to "let it go."

"I'm only concerned about his little ear," she replied but Paul just laughed.

"Helen," he said. "Number one, it's not little and number two, don't worry."

Big Brother 2 is a Bazal production for Channel 4.