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Stressed Ray relieves himself
Published Sunday, Jun 15 2003, 13:25 BST | By Neil Wilkes
Warning: This article contains some sexually explicit references and language which some readers may wish to avoid.
Ray won the boys' bet last night, becoming the first person to have a wank in the house.
"Is there any toilet paper left?" the Dubliner asked Fed as the boys tried to get to sleep.
"What, are you going for a shit?" asked Gos, concerned that they only had one roll to last them for the rest of the week.
"No, I'm going for something else," Ray answered, getting out of bed and covering himself with his duvet.
"Bollocks," laughed Scott.
"Ray, are you bashing one out?" asked a surprised Fed. "Fuck that, I'm coming with you."
"Piss off Fed," laughed Ray, pushing him away as he tried to follow him out of the room.
"He's going to lie, he ain't gonna do one," said Fed to the other guys, returning to bed.
At that point, Ray left the room, and, according to the official site, he did in fact engage in some self-pleasure: "Continued rhythmic movement was visible beneath the duvet, while the sounds of the Irish lad's heavy breathing indicated whatever he was doing was most definitely getting his blood pumping. Seconds ticked by and still the jerking and breathing went on, until, suddenly, all movement ceased, and a slightly ruffled looking Ray emerged from his cover."
Returning to the bedroom, his housemates questioned him on his adventure.
"Did you spank one off?" asked Fed, to which Ray grinned. "God bless you son if you did."
Was Ray's relief the first of many to come? Stick with DS:BB and you won't miss a single wank.
Ray won the boys' bet last night, becoming the first person to have a wank in the house.
"Is there any toilet paper left?" the Dubliner asked Fed as the boys tried to get to sleep.
"What, are you going for a shit?" asked Gos, concerned that they only had one roll to last them for the rest of the week.
"No, I'm going for something else," Ray answered, getting out of bed and covering himself with his duvet.
"Bollocks," laughed Scott.
"Ray, are you bashing one out?" asked a surprised Fed. "Fuck that, I'm coming with you."
"Piss off Fed," laughed Ray, pushing him away as he tried to follow him out of the room.
"He's going to lie, he ain't gonna do one," said Fed to the other guys, returning to bed.
At that point, Ray left the room, and, according to the official site, he did in fact engage in some self-pleasure: "Continued rhythmic movement was visible beneath the duvet, while the sounds of the Irish lad's heavy breathing indicated whatever he was doing was most definitely getting his blood pumping. Seconds ticked by and still the jerking and breathing went on, until, suddenly, all movement ceased, and a slightly ruffled looking Ray emerged from his cover."
Returning to the bedroom, his housemates questioned him on his adventure.
"Did you spank one off?" asked Fed, to which Ray grinned. "God bless you son if you did."
Was Ray's relief the first of many to come? Stick with DS:BB and you won't miss a single wank.
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