Housemates fail task

"I've been sacked from just about every job I've ever had", said Emma on Big Brother's opening night. So the results of this week's "Big Bro's Food To Go" task will likely come as no surprise.

Housemates were allowed three infractions of the task's rules, which included getting the correct order delivered within half an hour cooked by housemates wearing the correct uniform. But, with a wide-eyed Michelle announcing after taking a telephone order that she'd forgotten everything in it, the signs didn't look good.

Big Brother used the house plasma screen to show the housemates the points they'd failed on. Amidst giggles and chewed fingernails, the screen showed one failure for lateness, six for incorrect uniforms and four incorrect orders - and announced that the housemates had failed their task.

Emma read out a laminate from Big Brother detailing what they could have won - a "privilege pass" which could have been redeemed for a choice of reward from a list including a champagne hamper, a garden waterslide and sports kit, or a jukebox.

But with RI:SE shut down and the market for film premieres and nightclub PA's saturated with nearly 50 other previous BB contestants, if they can't run a burger bar what WILL they do when they leave?