"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?"

A gentle afternoon's light humming escalated into a full-scale Moulin Rouge re-enactment today, when Big Brother babes Michelle, Lady Nadia, Princess, and B-B-B-Becki decided to choregraph a red-hot dance number styled after the Christina Aguilera / Lil'Kim / Pink video Lady Marmalade from the hit musical.

The enthusiastic rehearsals drew the attention of house tarzan Jason, who quickly tried to write himself into the show.

"D'ye not need, like, a token guy to be in this dance routine?", pleaded an impressed Jason. "Just someone to, you know, rub against?".

As Jay walked away laughing, the girls decided to take him up on his offer after all and made plans to incorporate lucky Jay into a brief lapdance in their performance, leading him by a scarf onto a stool to be danced for by the girls.

Perhaps this'll wipe the grumpy expression from sourpuss Jay's face - will he be the jungle cat who got the cream?

We at Digital Spy Towers await the show with interest!