Aisleyne "sacked over breast obsession"

Aisleyne reportedly lost her promotions job after she was found to be inspecting her enhanced breasts rather than working.

Sporting her newly-acquired ?4,000 breasts, she was sent to serve a new drink that her company was pushing at a classical concert at Hampton Court Palace, though she proved not to be the model worker, according to The Sun.

Rather than carrying the drinks on trays as planned, the housemate apparently decided to shun the responsibility - in fear that it may harm her coveted assets ? and instead go to examine them in the bathroom.

"She was pretty useless from the word go," a source told the newspaper.

"She's a good-looking girl ? but lazy. She thought she'd been hired to wander round looking sexy and vanished. One of the other girls found her two hours later in a cubicle, checking her breasts with a mirror.

"She's obviously proud of her assets and was looking after them like two newborn babies."