Chanelle flies off the handle at Gerry

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Ziggy has spent the late evening calming down Chanelle after she flew off the handle at Gerry over his perceived 'fat' comments.

As the former Northern Line singer walked into the bathroom, he was greeted by the sight of a petulant, angry Chanelle, who immediately launched into a loud rant against Gerry.

"Gerry's so mean, he's been really fucking mean. He called me fat!"

At this point, Gerry entered the room. "I didn't say you weren't thin," he protested. "I said you have to put in a little more effort!"

Chanelle continued to moan, regardless: "It's freezing outside and it's really cold...it's cold outside, right? I came in here to warm up and you're just picking on me...all you do is bitch!"

"I'm not picking on you," responded a flabbergasted Gerry. Chanelle, however, wouldn't let up: "You were really upset today and I sat with you, I listened to you - now you come in here and bitch at me?"

After being told to calm down, things only became more intense: "Don't tell me to calm down in a patronising voice," Chanelle told him. "You're rude, you're obnoxious and you're really fucking insulting!"

Even "cuddle buddy" Ziggy couldn't calm down the Posh Spice lookalike. His calls for her to go and do a bit of swimming to calm down were ignored, with Chanelle merely repeating her assertion that Gerry had called Nicky fat.

"He didn't call Nicky fat," Ziggy sighed, standing up for the museum worker and trying to get Chanelle to put on her swimming hat. "He's not a nasty person."

"This is so fucking patronising," Chanelle continued. "It's fucking freezing, it's minus a million...no one shouted at Brian!"

An annoyed Ziggy, however, told her: "Brian can't swim! You can!"

"Everyone's being mean," she moaned: "Even you are."

"Don't even go there," he frowned, before changing tactics in order to calm her down.