Jonty reveals lust for spanking

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Jonty revealed his penchant for spanking to the rest of the group late last night after being quizzed on his masturbatory antics.

The museum worker, who is still a virgin but enjoys spanking people of both sexes, told the group: “I go to ordinary nightclubs…it’s all very jolly”. "We ended up spanking," he continued. "The most wonderful thing, you see.”

A shocked Kara-Louise spluttered: “So you’re not as innocent as you make out?”

“No,” grinned Jonty, monkey firmly in hand.