Liam pretends to talk to his family

Liam decided to have a chat with his family this evening, and he wasn't going to let the small matter of not having a phone get in the way.

Ziggy was in the caravan with the tree surgeon when he announced he needed to talk to his dad. As he picked up the phone, he said: "Hello, dad how are you? What do you mean who is it? It's Liam. No, not the other one. What do you mean you thought I was dead?" he joked.

"Put me mam on for a minute. Hello chickpea," he said, before Ziggy asked him to send a "respectful hello" to her.

"Have you been watching me?" Liam asked. "I haven't got long to speak cos I've got some lying down to be done."

As he put the phone down, he turned to Ziggy and said: "Wrong number."