'Big Jonty' questions housemates

Jonty, having been made the replacement for Big Brother this evening, took on the role of 'Big Jonty' and asked the housemates a series of bizarre questions.

Sitting in the vestibule, Jonty watched the plasma screen as Ziggy entered the diary room. He said: "Big Jonty has noticed that you have been lying on rubber mud and plastic grass… how does that make you feel?"

Ziggy seemed confused and told him: "It's not the best feeling I’ve ever had, but it'll do."

Jonty stifled laughter, and further asked: "Big Jonty was wondering how you would feel if your first name was changed to 'plastic grass'?"

"I wouldn't be too pleased. Big Jonty could come up with a better name as I think he is more creative," explained Ziggy.

Jonty continued to laugh as he asked: "Finally, Big Jonty was wondering how it would make you feel if the swimming pool was filled with drinking yogurt?" Ziggy answered: "It would make me feel enriched."

Sam and Amanda were the next to be called into the diary room to face Jonty's odd inquisition. After the twins made a few requests, Jonty asked them: "If it meant you would win Big Brother, would you share a bloodbath with the other housemates?"

Amanda yelled: "Never!... It would stink and we'd be covered in redness not pinkness... what is with this question Jonty?"

It was then Brian and Liam's turn to be quizzed by Jonty. The pair were called into the diary room, and after they requested some "funky house tunes" and some "phat tunes", Jonty asked: "Would you eat four large bowls of mouldy strawberries in order to win Big Brother 8?"

Brian answered: "No, it would give myself diarrhoea. So no."

Before being allowed out, they were told: "Big Jonty has noted your concerns."