Big Brother confirms task failure

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Housemates were left complaining about lack of provisions last night after being told that they face a week on a basic shopping budget following their task failure.

Coolio, Tina and Mutya failed to spot a waving Michael Barrymore in the Big Brother garden, leading to housemates failing their Rich And Famous shopping task.

"I'm fucking gutted," said Tina. "Not fair, that."

Coolio complained that he "didn't know who anyone was anyway" after failing to spot Michael Barrymore.

Terry agreed that it was unfair to expect an American celebrity to spot Michael Barrymore. "You wouldn't know him from your arse," Terry told Verne.

Tina complained about a lack of Diet Coke, while Terry and Verne threatened a no-talking protest unless they were given beer.

"I could really do with a beer to take the edge off," pleaded Terry.