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BB replaces food with £1-a-day rations

Published Friday, Jan 9 2009, 15:46 GMT | By Matt Risley
Warning: This article contains language and/or sexual references that younger readers are advised to avoid.

Big Brother has replaced all the food in the house with basic £1-a-day rations after the group failed the 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous' task.

The housemates awoke this morning to a radically transformed larder, finding that the majority of their supplies had vanished. Big Brother did, however, announce that they would be given lunchboxes containing ready-made meals throughout the day.

The response from the celebrities was noticeably varied, and while Ulrika was initially shocked to see the cupboards bare, she conceded that the group should view it as a "detox day".

Coolio and Ben were less happy with their lunchboxes. As he picked apart his sandwich, Ben said: "I hate pickle."

"I don’t eat this kind of shit. We don’t have this kind of thing in America," Coolio commented, with Tommy adding that they were eating "ploughman’s pish".

Shortly after finishing the contents of his lunchbox, Coolio seemed to have changed his mind.

"I could live off this. It’s fine with me," he said.

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