Verne handed director's chair

Verne was selected as the director of 'Big Brother: The Movie' by the rest of the housemates this afternoon.

The appointment, instigated by Coolio, will see the actor having complete artistic control over the group's cinematic effort.

Big Brother had earlier tasked the celebrities with recreating key moments and events in the house over the past fortnight. The group remains unaware that a surprise eviction will follow the screening of their film later tonight.

"Two hours? That's it?" asked Verne, when told of the time-limit for planning and filming the movie.

"We'll just take the p*** out of each other," Ulrika suggested.

As the group tried to recall moments they wanted to recreate, Ulrika summed up her impression of life under Big Brother's regime. "Just lots of moaning, really," she said.