It's not as crazy an idea as you may think, because if you believe the tabloids this odd foursome are among the likely contenders for this summer's run of Celebrity Big Brother.
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Sophie Anderton (Nope, you haven't gone in a time machine to 2004), a TOWIE and one of the rowdy Geordie Shore mob are also expected to be among the 'famous' faces walking into the Elstree compound for a couple of weeks of excruciating tasks and cringe-worthy moments ("Would you like me... to be the cat?")
Obviously we may be aiming a bit high with these lofty sorts of showbiz figures (has anyone got Paul Danan's phone number?), but ultimately we don't really care who they end up signing up for the process as long as there's lots of bitching, lots of drama and lots of spice.
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