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Ultimate Big Brother: Nick on Day 1

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Nick and Victor succeeded in procuring their first interviewee for pretend talk show 'Big Brother's Little Brother's Cousin' this evening, as they tricked Brian into making an appearance on the fictional programme.

While the other housemates were speculating that Nick and Victor may be on a secret task, the self-styled 'slick man' asked an unsuspecting Brian to join him and his partner in crime in the nest.

"Victor, I don't trust you, 100 per cent," worried the former air steward, taking a seat opposite them both.

"It's nothing to worry about. We'll just get this over with as soon as possible," re-assured Victor, as Nick said: "Three, two, one - cue important music," and introduced the show that they have been pretending to host on a nightly basis.

"It's such an honour to be on the show, I've been dying to get on here for weeks. I'm not sure I trust you both, but I'm just going to go with it," said a dubious Brian.

"No need to be nervous Brian, this is a very worthwhile show. All we want is the finest and most esteemed housemates," explained Victor, as the BB2 winner applauded himself when he realised that he was their first ever guest.

He began answering questions about whether he thinks the rest of the group go to bed too early, what could be done to liven up the house, and whether or not Coolio's untimely departure was justified, before the duo began to delve a little deeper into more controversial subjects.

"Who is your favourite housemate?" Nick asked. "I get on really well with Chantelle, Nikki and Ulrika, so I couldn't really pick just one," he replied diplomatically, as the 'hosts' attempted to coax him into saying something controversial about Ulrika.

"Ulrika seems to have polarised some people," began Victor, as Nick floated the idea that she made a beeline for Josie, and may be aligning herself with the most popular candidates.

"I think she just genuinely liked her," defended Brian, adding: "This is without doubt one of the freakiest things I've ever done in my life, because I don't know if you're being serious or not."

As their chat continued, Brian appeared to become more and more convinced that the show was for real.

"Well this has been particularly thrilling," concluded Victor, as Brian asked: "Have you got an earpiece? Where does this show go? You've been doing it every night? You're so good! You're so confident at it!"

He continued: "I knew you were up to something. I sensed it! I'll just say to the girls that it was a boys' chat. I can't tell them, obviously. So what's the prize? Is there a prize?"

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