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Nick: 'Brian, Nikki get easy tasks'

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Ultimate Big Brother - Nick

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Nick has complained that Brian and Nikki are handed far easier tasks than those given to the rest of the group.

"Brian Dowling and Nikki get all the easy tasks and us mugs get the hard ones," he said, as he and Victor presented fake show 'Big Brother's Little Brother's Cousin' in the nest. "And Brian Dowling is the only man in history to be on every single camera at all times. How can we compete against this?"

Victor replied: "There's no way we can compete with the man who can peel an orange at the speed of light." He added that he felt "vulnerable and thoroughly humiliated" after his own task – during which he was pelted with fish guts and 'cold curry slurry'.

"That must have been a harrowing experience," said Nick. "What did Brian Dowling have? He had to sift through one or two leaves labelled nettles to find a needle. And what did Nikki have? Moving fish into a bag.

"And what about Brian's task yesterday, of dancing?" he said, as they laughed that soon they would be being set totally impossible tasks while Brian would merely be required to peel an orange.

Doing an impression of Big Brother, Victor joked: "Victor, your task is to solve the mystery of where Lord Lucan has been for the past 20 years using a nail file, a protractor and some wine gums. Nick, your task tomorrow is to hold your breath underwater while whistling the national anthem for no less than 3 hours."

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