Victor names top five 'most volatile'

Victor and Nick decided to name the top five most volatile housemates in Big Brother history as they discussed their self-made roles as UBB villains last night.

Declaring that the house would have been unmanageable if - by some bizarre twist of time and physics - they had met in the house at the very time that Nick was in series 1 and Victor was in series 5, they decided to pick the top five most volatile housemates ever.

"You and me. What about that Shahbaz?" began Nick.

"Yeah, but we'd have picked him off no problem. Put Science and Jason," said Victor.

"Bloody hell, that is vicious," marvelled Nick.

The self-styled 'slick man' agreed. "Wow. That would have been bloodbath city. A couple of us - probably me, you and Jason - would have got together and we'd have carved it up like a Thanksgiving turkey," he said.

Nick whistled, impressed. "That would be vicious," he repeated, shaking his head.