"Brian's in the bathroom," announced the cheeky columnist. "We should follow him! Wherever Brian goes we just follow him. We'll pretend it's a task!"
"Do everything he does!" enthused Nick, as Victor and Michelle also got on board with the plan to wind him up. Rushing to the bathroom and gathering around him, the group immediately roused Brian's suspicions.
"Oh my God, what's wrong? What have I got to do? What have I done?" he worried. "What are you talking about? We're just in the bathroom!" laughed Chantelle.
"Well then give me some space, you're intimidating me," he protested. "Why won't you give me some room?"
As they continued to follow him around the bathroom, he shrieked: "Leave me alone!"
Meanwhile, Michelle remarked: "It's nice in the bathroom, isn't it?"
"Yes! What a lovely day to spend in the bathroom," added Chantelle.
"Oh, Jesus Christ. This is worse than being in prison. And I would know. I swear to God, you've got to leave me alone. All of you. You're driving me mad!" he said, darting out into the garden.
"What have I missed?" asked Vanessa, as Brian ran past her with the others in hot pursuit. "I can't take it!" he shouted, while Vanessa offered: "Shall I have a stern word with them? Leave this young man alone!"
Brian announced: "Right, I can't take it. I'm going to the Diary Room." However, this merely spurred on his followers. "I hope you get in there Brian, because we're coming with you," joked Chantelle.
"Let me shield you with my vast bodyweight," suggested Vanessa, as Brian cowered behind Ulrika.
"Move back!" announced Vanessa, standing in front of the former air steward and holding her arms out. "Oh God, this is so funny!" laughed Chantelle. "That was very funny," agreed Nick, as they finally abandoned the game.