Housemates begin epic clean-up

Jeremy decided to address the mess in the house and motivated his housemates to join him in a big clean-up this afternoon.

"All the cameras are looking at the mess," feared Jeremy, who believed that viewers watching would conclude from their untidiness that "the youth of Britain is dirt".

The racing car driver soon enlisted Victor, Amy, John, Liam and Emilia to help, with the latter adamant that all 12 of the housemates should pitch in.

John disagreed, believing that their numbers were sufficient, but Emilia was unconvinced. "I didn't eat the lasagna last night, but I'm cleaning it up," she claimed. "It's about teamwork."

Victor was similarly annoyed to find that Calista wasn't joining in. "I wonder when Calista's going to do some cleaning?" he queried.

"Calista's not bad," defended Emilia. "She's done the washing up."