The 66-year-old, best known for playing Mo Harris in Albert Square, was speaking to The Sun following her early departure from Dancing on Ice.
"I would like to be like Jeremy Kyle," she declared. "If there was two ugly people I'd say, 'Well, you suit each other 'cos you are both ugly'."
She elaborated: "It would have to be after the watershed. I would call it Late Night with Laila.
"They would come on and I'd say, 'Look at you, your shoes need cleaning, your teeth are like a horrible pair of railings'.
"But there wouldn't be fighting. I like making people laugh; it is the best tonic in the world to laugh. If I can do that I am doing everybody good."
> Laila Morse: 'Dancing on Ice exit was a relief'
Watch Laila Morse tell Digital Spy before the competition began that she wanted a short stint on Dancing on Ice below: