Vajazzles? So common. A night out down in Sugar Hut? We wouldn't dream of it, darling. Reality Bites is brushing up on its polo, heading down the rowing club and guffawing at everything frightfully funny, because reality TV is about to go posh with E4's Made In Chelsea. A mixture of The Hills, Gossip Girl and The Only Way Is Essex, the show follows people with names like Caggie, Binky and Hugo, who all have incredible hair and jaw lines you could crack a nut on. However, rather than bore on about their spiffing gap years in Africa and daddy's yacht, this bunch spend their time bedding each other and bitching. It's all incredibly silly, but we're already falling in love with it a little bit and it will fill a lovely TOWIE-shaped hole for the summer.
Made In Chelsea starts on Monday, May 9 at 10.15pm on E4.