S02E04: 'Meat'

As the episode is called 'Meat', we thought we'd flesh out the number of fake spoilers as a special treat. There are now two red herrings among the following teasers about the next Torchwood episode:

Rhys discovers the truth about Gwen and visits the Torchwood hub.

Captain Jack and Gwen share a passionate snog - witnessed from afar by her fiancée.

The Torchwood team devour a Meat Feast pizza - but don't touch the meat.

Rhys plays five-a-side football and likes Danish pastries.

Captain Jack hands Gwen an amnesia pill to give to Rhys.

Jack believes that his interaction with Rhys is "homo-erotic".

Rhys is "retconned" and loses all memories of Torchwood after Gwen spikes his drink with a pill.

Jack watches Rhys and Gwen getting amorous via a CCTV camera.

Toshiko asks Owen out after making him a cheese and pickle sandwich.

Rhys is responsible for smuggling humans into an abattoir after agreeing to work for a bunch of crooks harvesting illegal meat. Gwen is furious with him.

Rhys takes a bullet meant for Gwen.