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Published Tuesday, Mar 4 2008, 17:45 GMT | By Neil Wilkes | 4 comments
This week on Torchwood, Gwen's wedding day dawns.
But what's this? She's left carrying more than she bargained for..

Expect to see punch-ups, the mother-in-law from hell and Captain Jack's big weapon in all its glory.
Finally, quotes from this week's episode - try to fill in the blanks!
"You know, ****, it'll happen for you one day"
"It's an *****"
"The **** always gets the ****"
"Get back you **** *****"
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But what's this? She's left carrying more than she bargained for..

Expect to see punch-ups, the mother-in-law from hell and Captain Jack's big weapon in all its glory.
Finally, quotes from this week's episode - try to fill in the blanks!
"You know, ****, it'll happen for you one day"
"It's an *****"
"The **** always gets the ****"
"Get back you **** *****"
Click the link below to add your comments to this entry. If you have any questions for the column please use the link at the top of the page instead.
Don't forget to scroll down to read previous editions you may have missed!
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Tempy, DC, on March 5th, 2008
I wish it was Tosh getting married - she is much more deserving than Gwen, who seems to have her eye on any guy she sees (Rhys, Jack, Owen). Who's next - Ianto?!
I wish it was Tosh getting married - she is much more deserving than Gwen, who seems to have her eye on any guy she sees (Rhys, Jack, Owen). Who's next - Ianto?!
Lythia @ the Hub..., on March 5th, 2008
"You know, Tosh, it'll happen for you one day." "It's an alien." "The hero always gets the girl." "Get back you ugly alien." (From Jack to Rhys' mother, followed by a swift punch from Rhys to Jack's head).
"You know, Tosh, it'll happen for you one day." "It's an alien." "The hero always gets the girl." "Get back you ugly alien." (From Jack to Rhys' mother, followed by a swift punch from Rhys to Jack's head).
Alex, Newport, on March 4th, 2008
"You know, Jack, it'll happen for you one day" "It's an alien" "The baby always gets the best" "Get back you ugly alien"
"You know, Jack, it'll happen for you one day" "It's an alien" "The baby always gets the best" "Get back you ugly alien"
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How gorgeous did Gwen look tonight with her wedding dress and hair done like that? She looked amazing.