Unfortunately for him, Unit's in Miami so Mike needs something else to amuse himself with. That comes in the form of the gossip that his brother has been out with Deena's sister. Most of the conversation is bleeped out so exactly what went down remains a mystery…
All the gossip must have worn him out because soon Mike's fast asleep (and snoring loudly) on his bed. Snooki's less than impressed that he's brushed off her invite to join them clubbing, and equally when JWoww decides to head home early.
Vinny, meanwhile, is having a better time having found a "sure thing" girl. Sadly for him "she's a five or a six and on the weekend you're looking for a seven or eight".
Phew, lucky for him a hotter girl soon emerges, and it's left to "wingman" Deena to distract Girl One. But - major twist! Girl Two is actually a lesbian. Vinny's undeterred, reckoning he's a "good transition" for a lesbian.
"When you take a lesbian back to the straight team that's like Christopher Columbus discovering America. That's an amazing accomplishment."
In the end Girl One decides that being DTF just isn't for her and leaves. But, wingman Deena apparently has a back-up girl (Girl Three) on hand for Vinny in case his moves on Girl Two fall flat (which they do).
The next day poor JWoww isn't having a good time of it. Roger's called to say he's running late for their date and it all descends into a bit of an argument. She says she always puts him first but he isn't making that extra effort with her.
Over at the T-Shirt store Danny's pretty annoyed when Deena and Snooki leave work without telling him and don't bother coming back. He tells Pauly to give them a warning: they are in trouble.
It doesn't seem to dent their sense of fun, however, as the group plan for a big night out. Mike's even coming! JWoww, however, is in bed crying over Roger.
After a great night out for those who went, Snooki spends the next morning having a cigarette and talking to her giant bunny costume's head in the patio (seriously). Pauly, meanwhile, is telling Deena that Danny is really angry that the Meatballs abandoned ship mid-shift.
Ronnie advises her to apologise to Danny, which Deena does, knowing that she would be "stupid" to screw up the job. Danny, however, isn't in a forgiving mood. When Deena asks if she's getting fired, he replies: "We'll see what happens."
Snooki doesn't seem as worried, playing games (which involve crawling into a giant cardboard box) outside.
Over a Sunday dinner of takeout, talk turns to Mike's brother dating Deena's sister. He later calls The Unit for an update on the situation. Apparently it's a "smash and dash" with Deena's sister which makes Mike quite proud.
Deena's sister later calls the house and has a conversation with Mike, who tells her his brother really likes her, though it seems that he is doing it more for his own fun than anything else.
Later that day Vinny bumps into Roger at the gym. Roger's not happy with how JWoww spoke to him on the phone and Vinny takes his side, saying JWoww was being stubborn and it's up to her to make the first move and call Roger.
JWoww listens to what Vinny has to say when he returns and decides that, yes, she was in the wrong and she should apologise. Unfortunately it doesn't go that smoothly... she calls him to apologise but he wants to say his piece.
He's hurt and upset that she doesn't trust him when he trusts her. He warns her that if she doesn't start trusting him their relationship will be "damned, done and ruined".
Jersey Shore airs Thursdays on MTV